Saturday, May 24, 2014

Lousy accountants


Today I wish to make another complain, which is on my bosses. Why? This is because I have never seen such lousy accountants in Malaysia.

Having lousy accountants are deadly to an organization. Plus the company Directors are totally ignorant about this issue, making matters even worse.

Here are the weaknesses detected in these 2 accountants in my current Company:

(Note: This is officially known by every staff, not personal. Whereas, the directors choose to be ignorant.)

 

1st Accountant, nick name naa-pet LP:

1. Consistently, sleeping in office around 11a.m. & 2.30p.m. every day. Also, sleep in meetings.

2. Does not bother to manage staff and job allocation in Finance Dept.

3. Talk a lot (damn good at talking), but do not walk the talk.

4. Borrowed money from Company's petty cash fund. Luckily being caught by Admin Manager who pities him and willing to lend him money from her own pocket.

5. Does not review files or worksheets which are forwarded to him.

6.  Attend meetings without viewing presentation slides which are sent to him earlier. In short, zero preparation for meetings.

7. Office hour from 8.30a.m-5p.m. But never reaches office before 9.15 a.m.

NOW ALREADY 10.01a.m., haven reach office!

8. Doesn’t read or reply emails which are sent to him.

9. Capable and good at earning credit and criticise his staffs in front of superiors.

10. Never voice out discontentment because he is afraid of making his bosses angry.

 

2nd Accountant, nickname sin-kar (in Cantonese: talk lots of nonsense):

 

1. Reaches office at 9.45a.m. Consistently. Recently better, reach at 9.15a.m.

2. Can't talk properly in English and Cantonese and Mandarin and Bahasa Malaysia and whatever language you can name.

3. Doesn’t read or reply emails which are sent to him.

4. Talk lots of rubbish & nonsense. In short, talk cock.

5. Only knows surface of all issues. In details, he knows nothing.

6. Poor in accounting & technical knowledge. Where did he get his qualification?

7. Can’t present at all. Directors prefer the first accountant to do the presentation.

 
Having said all these, I vow to leave the company for good. I shall wait for the right time.


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